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Everton; This made me laugh
Topic Started: Oct 18 2005, 10:51 AM (332 Views)
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Frank Worthington
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Found this in the Everton Messageboard, (a much more depressed place than our board), of all places

LIVERPOOL ECHO (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a
>Liverpool courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
>over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
>beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his
>aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that
>family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
>The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
>more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
>the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
>cried out that they also beat him.
>
>After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
>that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
>judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
>should have custody of him.
>
>After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
>officials, the judge granted temporary
>custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are
>incapable of beating anyone.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Geoff Horsfield
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:lol: :lol: :lol: The olduns are the best!
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Malcom Page
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:lol:
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Ian Bennett
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Quality Joke, it was used last year when at the end of 04 villa lost 4 on the bounce - oh happy days!
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