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| Fair Play To Mr Honesty Bruce; A Fly on the wall Sketch | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 14 2005, 06:12 AM (336 Views) | |
| PartisanBCFC | Dec 14 2005, 06:12 AM Post #1 |
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At last Brucey admitted to not being a 'tactical genius' Gotta admire his honesty What do you think gets said in the dressing room on MATCHDAYS ? Here's my guess.....BTW,it's just a bit of fun...tounge in cheek and all that....NO teddy chuckers please !!! PRIOR TO KO SB - ""OK,lads this lot we are playing are midgets at the back....let's hoof the ball high and long up to Emile"" Matty Upson - ""But,boss,what's wrong with playing it on the deck and into feet ??" SB - ""Look,Upson,you're not with the England sqaud now,do as your told,that's for sure"" Eric Black - ""Has anybody got a pen that works ??"" Emile - ""Boss,why don't you play Pandy up front with me,I'm tired of playing as a lone striker"" SB - ''"Emile,you're a big strapping lad,you can take it,that's for sure """ Eric Black - ""I said has anybody got a pen that writes ?? "" SB - ""Damien ,I want you to run around like a headless chicken "" DJ - ""Cheers boss,so you think I'm a headless chicken ?? "" SB - ""No,DJ but at least it looks like players are willing to fight,that's for sure "" Maik Taylor - ""Boss,am I back in goal ??"" SB - ""No,Maik ...get that margarine spread off the gloves,then you might be back in contention,that's for sure "" Dunny - ""Boss,can I get a full 90 minutes in today??" SB - "" We'll see Dunny, but I don't want ya f******g up those hammies again,that's for sure "" Eric Black - ""Hey Walter do you have a pen that writes??""" Walter - ""Errr No comprendos ze Eeeengleesh ,Senor Eric"" Dave Sullivan walks in - ""Good luck today lads but anyone who shows no bottle will be out the door in January"" Julian Gray - ""Why are you looking straight at me,Mr Sullivan ??"" HALF TIME SB - ""Get the tea on,Eric,that's for sure"" Eric Black - ""Who takes sugar then ???"" Jermaine Pennat - ""Can you get me something stronger Eric ??"" DJ - ""Why are the fans boo-ing ??"" SB - ""No clue,I guess the Vile are winning,that's for sure "" Eric Black - ""Here we go lads,7 teas,5 Bovrils, 2 coffees and a chaser for Pennnant "" Jermaine - ""Cheers Eric,I need a livener...BTW the team have already gone out for the 2nd half "" Eric Black ""You got a pen that works,Jermaine"" Jermaine - ""Nah,I lost mine to some geezer in the pub who never gave it back "" Karren Brady pops in - ""Hope you paid for all those drinks ,Eric...we run a tight ship here,that's for sure "" Eric Black ""Oh don't you start with the 'that's for sure' .....Oh Karren,can I borrow your pen ""? KB - ""No"" FULL TIME SB -"That's better,lads,I can keep me job for another week, that's for sure"" Kenny C - ""What you gonna say to the Television folks, Boss ???"" SB - ""Ah,the usual...we huffed and we puffed,that's for sure"" Eric Black - ""I never did manage to finish this bloomin' crossword"" Walter - ""Senor Brooseee......Ah dunna feeel zo good.....Ah theenk Ah ma gonna mees the nexta game "" SB - """S**t ...there's the dreaded injury curse again,that's for sure """ David Gold enters the room - ""No worries Steve,I'll give you another vote of confidence on Monday....BTW here's the Ann Summers catalogue your missus ordered "" |
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| The Blue Bear | Dec 14 2005, 06:31 AM Post #2 |
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Mikael Forssell
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ROFLMFBO!!!!!! :D |
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| mandy@blues | Dec 14 2005, 08:42 AM Post #3 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL...even Brucie would laugh at that! Lets see if he's read it- if he doesn't say "That's for sure" in the next interview you know he's got the hint! **thumbup |
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| Blues | Dec 14 2005, 08:44 AM Post #4 |
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He'll read it, that's for sure. |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Dec 14 2005, 08:54 AM Post #5 |
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Quality writing Partisan. I am sure Bruce would see the funny side if he read that :blink: |
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| fatlad | Dec 14 2005, 09:14 AM Post #6 |
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:P :D LMAO |
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| macka | Dec 14 2005, 11:07 AM Post #7 |
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thats quality! |
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| krokid | Dec 14 2005, 11:13 AM Post #8 |
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KRO
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geniouuuuusooo as walter would say :D |
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| ATL-Blue | Dec 14 2005, 11:52 AM Post #9 |
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Frank Worthington
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"That's for Sure" |
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| krokid | Dec 14 2005, 11:55 AM Post #10 |
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KRO
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lol we have an honest bunch o know that DOL |
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| ATL-Blue | Dec 14 2005, 12:02 PM Post #11 |
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Frank Worthington
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LOL , yeah DOL is another one who says 'that's for sure' far too much. |
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