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Fair Play To Mr Honesty Bruce; A Fly on the wall Sketch
Topic Started: Dec 14 2005, 06:12 AM (336 Views)
PartisanBCFC
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Jack Wiseman
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At last Brucey admitted to not being a 'tactical genius'
Gotta admire his honesty

What do you think gets said in the dressing room on MATCHDAYS ?

Here's my guess.....BTW,it's just a bit of fun...tounge in cheek and all that....NO teddy chuckers please !!!

PRIOR TO KO
SB - ""OK,lads this lot we are playing are midgets at the back....let's hoof the ball high and long up to Emile""
Matty Upson - ""But,boss,what's wrong with playing it on the deck and into feet ??"
SB - ""Look,Upson,you're not with the England sqaud now,do as your told,that's for sure""
Eric Black - ""Has anybody got a pen that works ??""
Emile - ""Boss,why don't you play Pandy up front with me,I'm tired of playing as a lone striker""
SB - ''"Emile,you're a big strapping lad,you can take it,that's for sure """
Eric Black - ""I said has anybody got a pen that writes ?? ""
SB - ""Damien ,I want you to run around like a headless chicken ""
DJ - ""Cheers boss,so you think I'm a headless chicken ?? ""
SB - ""No,DJ but at least it looks like players are willing to fight,that's for sure ""
Maik Taylor - ""Boss,am I back in goal ??""
SB - ""No,Maik ...get that margarine spread off the gloves,then you might be back in contention,that's for sure ""
Dunny - ""Boss,can I get a full 90 minutes in today??"
SB - "" We'll see Dunny, but I don't want ya f******g up those hammies again,that's for sure ""
Eric Black - ""Hey Walter do you have a pen that writes??"""
Walter - ""Errr No comprendos ze Eeeengleesh ,Senor Eric""
Dave Sullivan walks in - ""Good luck today lads but anyone who shows no bottle will be out the door in January""
Julian Gray - ""Why are you looking straight at me,Mr Sullivan ??""

HALF TIME
SB - ""Get the tea on,Eric,that's for sure""
Eric Black - ""Who takes sugar then ???""
Jermaine Pennat - ""Can you get me something stronger Eric ??""
DJ - ""Why are the fans boo-ing ??""
SB - ""No clue,I guess the Vile are winning,that's for sure ""
Eric Black - ""Here we go lads,7 teas,5 Bovrils, 2 coffees and a chaser for Pennnant ""
Jermaine - ""Cheers Eric,I need a livener...BTW the team have already gone out for the 2nd half ""
Eric Black ""You got a pen that works,Jermaine""
Jermaine - ""Nah,I lost mine to some geezer in the pub who never gave it back ""
Karren Brady pops in - ""Hope you paid for all those drinks ,Eric...we run a tight ship here,that's for sure ""
Eric Black ""Oh don't you start with the 'that's for sure' .....Oh Karren,can I borrow your pen ""?
KB - ""No""


FULL TIME
SB -"That's better,lads,I can keep me job for another week, that's for sure""
Kenny C - ""What you gonna say to the Television folks, Boss ???""
SB - ""Ah,the usual...we huffed and we puffed,that's for sure""
Eric Black - ""I never did manage to finish this bloomin' crossword""
Walter - ""Senor Brooseee......Ah dunna feeel zo good.....Ah theenk Ah ma gonna mees the nexta game ""
SB - """S**t ...there's the dreaded injury curse again,that's for sure """
David Gold enters the room - ""No worries Steve,I'll give you another vote of confidence on Monday....BTW here's the Ann Summers catalogue your missus ordered ""
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The Blue Bear
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Mikael Forssell
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ROFLMFBO!!!!!! :D
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mandy@blues
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL...even Brucie would laugh at that!

Lets see if he's read it- if he doesn't say "That's for sure" in the next interview you know he's got the hint! **thumbup
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Mikael Forssell
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He'll read it, that's for sure.
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Gil Merrick
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Quality writing Partisan.

I am sure Bruce would see the funny side if he read that :blink:
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:P :D LMAO
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Christophe Dugarry
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thats quality!
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krokid
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geniouuuuusooo as walter would say :D
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krokid
Dec 14 2005, 11:13 AM
geniouuuuusooo as walter would say :D

"That's for Sure"
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krokid
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lol we have an honest bunch o know that DOL
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krokid
Dec 14 2005, 11:55 AM
lol we have an honest bunch o know that DOL

LOL , yeah DOL is another one who says 'that's for sure' far too much.

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