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Alternative Meanings ...
Topic Started: Jan 10 2006, 10:18 PM (168 Views)
Jmackay
Bob Hatton
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The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to
> its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternative
> meanings for common words.
>
> The winners are:
>
> 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs.
>
> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
>
> 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
>
> 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
>
> 5. Willy-nilly (Adj.), impotent.
>
> 6. Negligent (Adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
> answer the door in your nightgown.
>
> 7. Lymph (V.), to walk with a lisp.
>
> 8. Gargoyle (N.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
>
> 9. Flatulence (N.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
> over by a steamroller.
>
> 10. Balderdash (N.), a rapidly receding hairline.
>
> 11. Testicle (N.), a humorous question on an exam.
>
> 12. Rectitude (N.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
> proctologists.
>
> 13. Pokemon (N), a Rastafarian proctologist.
>
> 14. Oyster (N.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
>
> 15. Frisbeetarianism (N.) (back by popular demand): The belief that,
> when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
>
> 16. Circumvent (N.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
> Jewish Men.
>
>17. Innuendo (N)> An Italian suppository...
>
>18. Euthanasia (N). A Japanese teenager.



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Jan 10 2006, 10:18 PM
9. Flatulence (N.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

:D :D :D :D :D That is pretty funny
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