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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 10 2006, 10:18 PM (168 Views) | |
| Jmackay | Jan 10 2006, 10:18 PM Post #1 |
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Bob Hatton
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The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to > its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternative > meanings for common words. > > The winners are: > > 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs. > > 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. > > 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. > > 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. > > 5. Willy-nilly (Adj.), impotent. > > 6. Negligent (Adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly > answer the door in your nightgown. > > 7. Lymph (V.), to walk with a lisp. > > 8. Gargoyle (N.), olive-flavored mouthwash. > > 9. Flatulence (N.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run > over by a steamroller. > > 10. Balderdash (N.), a rapidly receding hairline. > > 11. Testicle (N.), a humorous question on an exam. > > 12. Rectitude (N.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by > proctologists. > > 13. Pokemon (N), a Rastafarian proctologist. > > 14. Oyster (N.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. > > 15. Frisbeetarianism (N.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, > when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. > > 16. Circumvent (N.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by > Jewish Men. > >17. Innuendo (N)> An Italian suppository... > >18. Euthanasia (N). A Japanese teenager. |
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| loyal blue | Jan 14 2006, 04:22 PM Post #2 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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:D :D :D :D :D That is pretty funny |
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| Blue16 | Jan 14 2006, 04:42 PM Post #3 |
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Malcom Page
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:D :D |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 15 2006, 12:21 PM Post #4 |
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Joe Bradford
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:D :rolleyes: |
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| BlooNose | Jan 15 2006, 01:13 PM Post #5 |
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Frank Worthington
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**thumbup :P |
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| jenni | Jan 15 2006, 02:53 PM Post #6 |
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Paul Tait
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:D :D |
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