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Sport Qoutes
Topic Started: Jan 13 2006, 04:38 PM (111 Views)
hootanany
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Mikael Forssell
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Fw: SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
> :
> : 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."
> : (Alan Minter)
> :
> : 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning
> and
> : it was amazing ! "
> : (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
> :
> : 3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of
him."
> : (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
> :
> : 4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
> : (Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
> :
> : 5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
> : (Winston Bennett)
> :
> : 6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
> : which is identical."
> : (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
> :
> : 7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
> : (Greg Norman)
> :
> : 8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
> : thing again."
> : (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
> :
> : 9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
> : Premiership, but there are none better."
> : (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
> :
> : 10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is
> : kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
> : (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
> :
> : 11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks
> : on the field"
> : (Metro Radio)
> :
> : 12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the
> : air for even longer."
> : (David Acfield)
> :
> : 13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay
in
> : football?"
> : (Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
> :
> :
> : 14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his
> : legs and showing his class."
> : (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
> :
> : 15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
> : that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
> : them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!"
> : (US PGA Commentator)
> :
> : 16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue
> : is behind the brown."
> : (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
> :
> : 17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was
> : supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and
asked...
> : "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" ... Not
only
> did
> : he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were
> : laughing so hard!


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