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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2006, 04:38 PM (111 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 13 2006, 04:38 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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Fw: SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS > : > : 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." > : (Alan Minter) > : > : 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning > and > : it was amazing ! " > : (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator) > : > : 3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." > : (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted) > : > : 4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." > : (Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator) > : > : 5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." > : (Winston Bennett) > : > : 6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, > : which is identical." > : (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator) > : > : 7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." > : (Greg Norman) > : > : 8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same > : thing again." > : (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach) > : > : 9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the > : Premiership, but there are none better." > : (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach) > : > : 10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is > : kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." > : (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977) > : > : 11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks > : on the field" > : (Metro Radio) > : > : 12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the > : air for even longer." > : (David Acfield) > : > : 13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in > : football?" > : (Stuart Hall Radio 5 live) > : > : > : 14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his > : legs and showing his class." > : (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics) > : > : 15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is > : that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > : them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!" > : (US PGA Commentator) > : > : 16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue > : is behind the brown." > : (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator) > : > : 17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was > : supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked... > : "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" ... Not only > did > : he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were > : laughing so hard! Everone a masserati |
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| garrybaldy | Jan 18 2006, 10:50 PM Post #2 |
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foley okenla, richie moran
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