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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 14 2006, 02:22 PM (186 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 14 2006, 02:22 PM Post #1 |
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A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. > >His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my >slippers from upstairs please mate." The guy goes upstairs, and there >are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters. > >"Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." > >The first daughter says, "That's not true." > >He says, "I'll prove it." > >He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" > >His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them." > --- Everone a masserati |
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| Blue16 | Jan 14 2006, 03:08 PM Post #2 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D |
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| BlooNose | Jan 15 2006, 02:56 PM Post #3 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 15 2006, 03:31 PM Post #4 |
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Joe Bradford
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:lol: :lol: that'd be dr.nick that would :D |
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| The_Bear | Jan 15 2006, 04:25 PM Post #5 |
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Gil Merrick
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Didnt know you had two daughters mate :lol: |
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| dr.nick | Jan 15 2006, 07:03 PM Post #6 |
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Trevor Francis
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thats a bit low mate even as a joke. :angry: |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 16 2006, 11:34 AM Post #7 |
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Joe Bradford
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no offence mate, didnt mean to offend so i apologise :( |
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| Macca_sotv | Jan 16 2006, 11:41 AM Post #8 |
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Frank Worthington
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Class :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| bcfc06 | Jan 18 2006, 06:34 PM Post #9 |
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Paul Tait
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**thumbup :D :D :lol: |
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| TJDIXI | Jan 18 2006, 07:20 PM Post #10 |
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Trevor Francis
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great joke. Is now doing the rounds of my address book is that one. |
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