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What Are Mates For
Topic Started: Jan 14 2006, 02:22 PM (186 Views)
hootanany
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Mikael Forssell
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A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
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>His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my
>slippers from upstairs please mate." The guy goes upstairs, and there
>are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters.
>
>"Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."
>
>The first daughter says, "That's not true."
>
>He says, "I'll prove it."
>
>He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
>
>His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."
> ---

Everone a masserati
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Blue16
Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D
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BlooNose
Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Joe Bradford
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:lol: :lol:

that'd be dr.nick that would :D
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The_Bear
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Gil Merrick
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Proccy
Jan 15 2006, 03:31 PM
:lol: :lol:

that'd be dr.nick that would :D

Didnt know you had two daughters mate :lol:
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dr.nick
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Trevor Francis
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Proccy
Jan 15 2006, 06:03 PM
The_Bear
Jan 15 2006, 04:25 PM
Proccy
Jan 15 2006, 03:31 PM
:lol:  :lol:

that'd be dr.nick that would  :D

Didnt know you had two daughters mate :lol:

i have 3 - if he touches them he's toast, they're 4,6 & 9 ffs!! :o :D

thats a bit low mate even as a joke.

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Joe Bradford
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dr.nick
Jan 15 2006, 07:03 PM
Proccy
Jan 15 2006, 06:03 PM
The_Bear
Jan 15 2006, 04:25 PM
Proccy
Jan 15 2006, 03:31 PM
:lol:  :lol:

that'd be dr.nick that would  :D

Didnt know you had two daughters mate :lol:

i have 3 - if he touches them he's toast, they're 4,6 & 9 ffs!! :o :D

thats a bit low mate even as a joke.

:angry:

no offence mate, didnt mean to offend so i apologise :(
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Frank Worthington
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Class :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hootanany
Jan 14 2006, 02:22 PM
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
>
>His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my
>slippers from upstairs please mate." The guy goes upstairs, and there
>are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters.
>
>"Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."
>
>The first daughter says, "That's not true."
>
>He says, "I'll prove it."
>
>He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
>
>His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."
> ---

Everone a masserati

**thumbup :D :D :lol:
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TJDIXI
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Trevor Francis
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great joke.

Is now doing the rounds of my address book is that one.
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