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The Carer.; adults only
Topic Started: Jan 18 2006, 02:17 PM (189 Views)
dr.nick
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this bloke gets a job as a carer for the social services and gets taken to his first job.

they pull up out side and his supervisor gets the file out of the couple in question.

"ah yes, this is mr and misses harris, there an old couple that are deaf, dumb, mutes, and they have there own sign language, dont worry they might seem a little od at first but i'm sure you'll get the gist of what there trying to say, heres the key go in, they are exspecting you, and see if they need anything done."

so he goes in and shouts "hello it's home help" to which ther is no reply.

so he goes in to the living room and see's the telly onand both sitting down.

the supervisor is still out side doing some paper work, when he sees the home help come running out the door screaming,

he gets out his care and asks"whats gibng on"

"it's them there mental come and have a look in there" he exclaimes.

so he goes in to the living room and theres the old lady with her knicers around her ankle and a bottle where it should'nt be.

the bloke is allso sitting there with his trousers down and his tackle hanging out, with a a match stick holding both eyes open.

"look, ! there mad they should be in a home" the home help says.

and the supervisor says" no, shes saying get the drinks in ya ****, and hes saying botox i'm watching the match."


i'm here all week.
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you get worse :P
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xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P
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dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P
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xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D
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dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P
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xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P

;)

ah but in what context do you meen it. ;)
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dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 04:00 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P

;)

ah but in what context do you meen it. ;)

thats for me to know ;)
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drnick your jokes get worse by the day :lol:
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StAndrews4Eva
Jan 18 2006, 04:04 PM
drnick your jokes get worse by the day :lol:

see not just me that says it :P
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StAndrews4Eva
Jan 18 2006, 04:04 PM
drnick your jokes get worse by the day :lol:

well at least is was clean :unsure: :D
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Jan 18 2006, 04:03 PM
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Jan 18 2006, 04:00 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P

;)

ah but in what context do you meen it. ;)

thats for me to know ;)

Teese ;) :lol:
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Jan 18 2006, 04:18 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 04:03 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 04:00 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P

;)

ah but in what context do you meen it. ;)

thats for me to know ;)

Teese ;) :lol:

I know :P
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Jan 18 2006, 04:21 PM
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Jan 18 2006, 04:18 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 04:03 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 04:00 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM
dr.nick
Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM
xZulubabex
Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM
you get worse  :P

i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P

yeah and fell off the top :P

:lol:
yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D

:rolleyes:

I dunno about that one :P

;)

ah but in what context do you meen it. ;)

thats for me to know ;)

Teese ;) :lol:

I know :P

:lol: ;)
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:P Im a good girl really :rolleyes:
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Jan 18 2006, 07:39 PM
:P Im a good girl really :rolleyes:

lets hope so eh? ;)
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Jan 18 2006, 08:03 PM
xZulubabex
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:P Im a good girl really  :rolleyes:

lets hope so eh? ;)

You never know :P
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:P Im a good girl really :rolleyes:

thats no good then :lol:
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Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o
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Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:
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Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM
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Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:

By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol:
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Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM
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Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:

By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol:

room?!.....................................................f****** house more like. :lol:
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Jan 19 2006, 10:57 AM
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Jan 19 2006, 10:43 AM
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Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM
StAndrews4Eva
Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:

By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol:

room?!.....................................................f****** house more like. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

i'll tell you nobs for the last time, i dont want a room and leave my feet out of it :D
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Jan 19 2006, 10:43 AM
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Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM
StAndrews4Eva
Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:

By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol:

room?!.....................................................f****** house more like. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

i'll tell you nobs for the last time, i dont want a room and leave my feet out of it :D

did you say that or your socks. :lol:
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Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM
StAndrews4Eva
Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM
Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o

what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol:

By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol:

room?!.....................................................f****** house more like. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

i'll tell you nobs for the last time, i dont want a room and leave my feet out of it :D

You love us really :P
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