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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 18 2006, 02:17 PM (189 Views) | |
| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 02:17 PM Post #1 |
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this bloke gets a job as a carer for the social services and gets taken to his first job. they pull up out side and his supervisor gets the file out of the couple in question. "ah yes, this is mr and misses harris, there an old couple that are deaf, dumb, mutes, and they have there own sign language, dont worry they might seem a little od at first but i'm sure you'll get the gist of what there trying to say, heres the key go in, they are exspecting you, and see if they need anything done." so he goes in and shouts "hello it's home help" to which ther is no reply. so he goes in to the living room and see's the telly onand both sitting down. the supervisor is still out side doing some paper work, when he sees the home help come running out the door screaming, he gets out his care and asks"whats gibng on" "it's them there mental come and have a look in there" he exclaimes. so he goes in to the living room and theres the old lady with her knicers around her ankle and a bottle where it should'nt be. the bloke is allso sitting there with his trousers down and his tackle hanging out, with a a match stick holding both eyes open. "look, ! there mad they should be in a home" the home help says. and the supervisor says" no, shes saying get the drinks in ya ****, and hes saying botox i'm watching the match." i'm here all week. |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM Post #2 |
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you get worse :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 03:37 PM Post #3 |
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i find that hard to believe surly i have peeked. :P |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 03:46 PM Post #4 |
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yeah and fell off the top :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 03:47 PM Post #5 |
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:lol: yeah but you cant keep a good man down. :D |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 03:58 PM Post #6 |
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:rolleyes: I dunno about that one :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 04:00 PM Post #7 |
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;) ah but in what context do you meen it. ;) |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 04:03 PM Post #8 |
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thats for me to know ;) |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 18 2006, 04:04 PM Post #9 |
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drnick your jokes get worse by the day :lol: |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 04:11 PM Post #10 |
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see not just me that says it :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 04:17 PM Post #11 |
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well at least is was clean :unsure: :D |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 04:18 PM Post #12 |
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Teese ;) :lol: |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 04:21 PM Post #13 |
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I know :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 18 2006, 04:28 PM Post #14 |
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:lol: ;) |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 07:39 PM Post #15 |
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:P Im a good girl really :rolleyes: |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 18 2006, 08:03 PM Post #16 |
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lets hope so eh? ;) |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 18 2006, 08:13 PM Post #17 |
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You never know :P |
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| dr.nick | Jan 19 2006, 08:55 AM Post #18 |
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thats no good then :lol: |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 19 2006, 09:48 AM Post #19 |
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Get a room - the 3 of you that is :o |
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| dr.nick | Jan 19 2006, 10:32 AM Post #20 |
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what with proccys feet?...........................................you must be joking. :lol: |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 19 2006, 10:43 AM Post #21 |
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By the sound of it, his feet need a room of their own :lol: |
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| dr.nick | Jan 19 2006, 10:57 AM Post #22 |
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room?!.....................................................f****** house more like. :lol: |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 19 2006, 11:00 AM Post #23 |
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:lol: :lol: i'll tell you nobs for the last time, i dont want a room and leave my feet out of it :D |
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| dr.nick | Jan 19 2006, 11:05 AM Post #24 |
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did you say that or your socks. :lol: |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 19 2006, 11:10 AM Post #25 |
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You love us really :P |
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