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The Nun; *Adults only*
Topic Started: Jan 18 2006, 04:56 PM (108 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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A Nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver,

She says 'Im going to die soon but i want to have sex before I do,
but I must remain a Virgin so it must be Anal and I cant commit Adultry,

So the man must be single, can you fulfill my wish?

Yes says the driver and fulfils her wish.
Then feeling guilty says 'I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids",
Thats o.k said the Nun, I lied too.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress Party!
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :o
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Jan 18 2006, 04:56 PM
A Nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver,

She says 'Im going to die soon but i want to have sex before I do,
but I must remain a Virgin so it must be Anal and I cant commit Adultry,

So the man must be single, can you fulfill my wish?

Yes says the driver and fulfils her wish.
Then feeling guilty says 'I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids",
Thats o.k said the Nun, I lied too.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress Party!

:lol: :rolleyes:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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Trevor Francis
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quality

How long will that one last before deletion?
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Mikael Forssell
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Well there's even more where that came from, Eat your Heart out Dr Nick, I am about to take your Crown. :D :D

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