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Quickies; Something for the weekend
Topic Started: Jan 20 2006, 07:27 AM (128 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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Enjoy……….. :lol:





Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."


A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


A man complains, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That's the Tom Jones Syndrome," explains the doc.
"Is it common?" asks the man. "It's Not Unusual," says the doc.


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?"
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What, just because he’s cross-eyed?" asks the man. "No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.


A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know –I cut off your arms!"

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Trevor Francis
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:lol:

a dyslexic man walks into a bra. :lol: :lol: :lol:

classic.
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Geoff Horsfield
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Jan 20 2006, 07:27 AM
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?"
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What, just because he’s cross-eyed?" asks the man. "No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.

:D :lol: brilliant
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Good collection there mate! :lol: **thumbup
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:lol: :lol: :D
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