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Topic Started: Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM (160 Views)
Blue16
Malcom Page
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This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''
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proccy_blues
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blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

chrissy boy, you weren't even born when i first heard that one kiddo :D
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dr.nick
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Trevor Francis
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Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:42 PM
blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

chrissy boy, you weren't even born when i first heard that one kiddo :D

not many of us were. :lol: :lol:
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proccy_blues
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dr.nick
Jan 23 2006, 08:44 PM
Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:42 PM
blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

chrissy boy, you weren't even born when i first heard that one kiddo :D

not many of us were. :lol: :lol:

i think you heard queen victoria tell it mate :D
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Blue16
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never mind :D
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dr.nick
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Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 23 2006, 08:44 PM
Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:42 PM
blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

chrissy boy, you weren't even born when i first heard that one kiddo :D

not many of us were. :lol: :lol:

i think you heard queen victoria tell it mate :D

one is not amused. :lol:
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proccy_blues
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dr.nick
Jan 23 2006, 08:59 PM
Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:58 PM
dr.nick
Jan 23 2006, 08:44 PM
Proccy
Jan 23 2006, 08:42 PM
blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

chrissy boy, you weren't even born when i first heard that one kiddo :D

not many of us were. :lol: :lol:

i think you heard queen victoria tell it mate :D

one is not amused. :lol:

:lol: :lol:
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StAndrews4Eva
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The majority of jokes are old ones - to you anyway Proccy!
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StAndrews4Eva
Jan 24 2006, 09:51 AM
The majority of jokes are old ones - to you anyway Proccy!

thats it, hijack another thread where i have to respond and get into trouble :D
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Proccy
Jan 24 2006, 09:59 AM
StAndrews4Eva
Jan 24 2006, 09:51 AM
The majority of jokes are old ones - to you anyway Proccy!

thats it, hijack another thread where i have to respond and get into trouble :D

Me? Hijack? Never. I'm a good girl :)
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BlooNose
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blue15
Jan 23 2006, 08:14 PM
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your trainers.''

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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