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| Question For The Girls?; Sorry, Im bored at work! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2006, 04:38 PM (315 Views) | |
| Bookemdanno | Jan 24 2006, 04:38 PM Post #1 |
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Do you know what the offside rule is? ;) |
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| krokid | Jan 24 2006, 04:39 PM Post #2 |
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Get back to work you lazy git. |
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| BlooNose | Jan 24 2006, 04:41 PM Post #3 |
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:lol: :lol: |
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| Evo_paul | Jan 24 2006, 04:42 PM Post #4 |
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Dele Adebola
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I heard it was when a player ran off either side of the pitch? |
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| blueytkid7 | Jan 24 2006, 04:51 PM Post #5 |
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to explain it for the ladies the offside rule is like this------------ You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. ----and that ladies is offside |
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| mr penguin | Jan 24 2006, 04:52 PM Post #6 |
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Sponsored by Flybe.com
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Does anybody these days ? All this first-phase, second-phase b*llox mystifies me. Funny thing I understood the offside rule when I was six years old. Thirty odd years later and FIFA have made it so complicated that I've given up trying to understand it. |
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| mr penguin | Jan 24 2006, 04:55 PM Post #7 |
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Sponsored by Flybe.com
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:lol: doesn't it depend on whether she is interferring with pay ? |
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| BlooNose | Jan 24 2006, 04:57 PM Post #8 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: how long did that take..? |
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| Bookemdanno | Jan 24 2006, 05:08 PM Post #9 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| dr.nick | Jan 24 2006, 05:55 PM Post #10 |
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Trevor Francis
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Shaneo | Jan 24 2006, 06:13 PM Post #11 |
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Ian Bennett
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Thats that in a nutshell :blink: |
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| jassyblue80 | Jan 24 2006, 08:00 PM Post #12 |
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Trevor Francis
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brave man with the amount of women who come on here ;) funny though :lol: |
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| BluenoseMo | Jan 24 2006, 08:12 PM Post #13 |
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Johnny Vincent
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I've seen it before - and the man who showed it to me is still in hospital! :angry: Mo x |
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| jassyblue80 | Jan 24 2006, 08:29 PM Post #14 |
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:lol: i can only imagine mo ;) |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 24 2006, 08:43 PM Post #15 |
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Joe Bradford
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:lol: :lol: :lol: thats clinched the "january funniest post" prize for me - soz girls, but its so funny :D |
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| Blue16 | Jan 24 2006, 08:53 PM Post #16 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 25 2006, 09:04 AM Post #17 |
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Gil Merrick
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Do you like having all your limbs attached to your body? :huh: |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 25 2006, 09:09 AM Post #18 |
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Joe Bradford
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is that 1st or 2nd phase limbs removal? :D |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 25 2006, 01:08 PM Post #19 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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I bet we know more about the offside than most blokes. |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 25 2006, 01:10 PM Post #20 |
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Gil Merrick
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All limbs if he carry's on being a cheeky little sh!tebag ;) |
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| dr.nick | Jan 25 2006, 01:17 PM Post #21 |
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keep it clean zulu. ;) :lol: |
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| Bookemdanno | Jan 25 2006, 03:33 PM Post #22 |
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Alex Govan
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Less of the little! Please. ;) |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 25 2006, 03:40 PM Post #23 |
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Ok, big sh!tebag ;) |
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| k-bek | Jan 25 2006, 07:46 PM Post #24 |
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I do. I know the offside rule. I also didn't think it needed changing to this 'is he active or isn't he' nonesence either. Simple, if you're level or behind the last defender you're on. If not you're off. The interfearing with play bit USED to make sense till the men at FIFA tried to simplify it because men can't multi task. Linesmen can't carrry flags and watch the game at the same time. |
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| keepriteon10 | Jan 26 2006, 05:57 PM Post #25 |
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i agree!! |
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