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Another Blond Joke
Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 12:20 PM (117 Views)
hootanany
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Mikael Forssell
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Subject: Fw: POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a
message
to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would
cost
$300,
she exclaimed:
I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message
to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?"
he
asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked
towards
the next room. The blonde did as she was told and
followed
the
man.
Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
Now take down my zipper".
She did.
Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then
paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............
go
ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and
while
holding it close to her lips, tentatively
said...........
Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
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Trevor Francis
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:lol: :lol:
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Geoff Horsfield
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:lol: very good
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Joe Bradford
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old old old old old - but funny :lol: :D :rolleyes:
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Gil Merrick
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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