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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 12:20 PM (117 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 25 2006, 12:20 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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Subject: Fw: POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. Now take down my zipper". She did. Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............ go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... Hello. Mom, can you hear me?" |
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| dr.nick | Jan 25 2006, 12:50 PM Post #2 |
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Trevor Francis
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:lol: :lol: |
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| xZulubabex | Jan 25 2006, 12:53 PM Post #3 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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:lol: very good |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 25 2006, 01:39 PM Post #4 |
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Joe Bradford
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old old old old old - but funny :lol: :D :rolleyes: |
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| StAndrews4Eva | Jan 25 2006, 01:43 PM Post #5 |
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Gil Merrick
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Blue16 | Jan 25 2006, 06:03 PM Post #6 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D :D |
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| BlooNose | Jan 25 2006, 08:54 PM Post #7 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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