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English Joke Well Iam A Paddy Born In Brum
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 01:16 PM (93 Views)
hootanany
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Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!

Q: What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine eventually stops whining.

Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English football jersey?

The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
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