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I Need A Beer!
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 01:20 PM (99 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick! Another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat bottom down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
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