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Dentist
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 07:07 PM (90 Views)
BlooNose
Frank Worthington
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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty quid," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to £60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to £20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to £10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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Blue16
Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :lol: nice 1 **thumbup
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BlooNose
Frank Worthington
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blue15
Jan 26 2006, 07:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: nice 1 **thumbup

Cheers mate :)
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