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Three Stupid Wives
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 07:39 PM (124 Views)
Blue16
Malcom Page
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.''
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
''Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car,'' he laments, ''and she doesn't even know how to drive!''
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. ''Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,'' he chuckles. ''My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!''
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BlooNose
Frank Worthington
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:rolleyes: :P :)
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proccy_blues
Joe Bradford
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the word "smithers" comes to mind, i posted this joke about 6 months ago .. :rolleyes:
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Trevor Francis
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Proccy
Jan 27 2006, 08:42 AM
the word "smithers" comes to mind, i posted this joke about 6 months ago .. :rolleyes:

yeah and you wrote it 50 years ago. :lol:
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Gil Merrick
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:lol:
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Mikael Forssell
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Grumble groan
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