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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 27 2006, 12:28 PM (131 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 27 2006, 12:28 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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Ever Wondered... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why there isn't 'mouse' flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole airplane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? |
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| dr.nick | Jan 27 2006, 10:29 PM Post #2 |
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so true but you missed the most important one ever. why does bungle from rainbow wear nothing in the day but p-jams to bed. :o |
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| proccy_blues | Jan 27 2006, 10:33 PM Post #3 |
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Joe Bradford
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:lol: :lol: :D tomatoes |
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| Aff | Jan 27 2006, 11:03 PM Post #4 |
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Frank Worthington
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What do clappers go like? |
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| hootanany | Jan 27 2006, 11:06 PM Post #5 |
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Mikael Forssell
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cause he s a sad bstard that trainedt as a actor and go that gig ,,,,,,,,,, Doh |
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