| Welcome to bcfcforum.co.uk. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| The Golfer | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2006, 01:22 PM (75 Views) | |
| BlooNose | Jan 28 2006, 01:22 PM Post #1 |
|
Frank Worthington
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
An avid golfer dies and goes to heaven. He is met by St. Peter who tells him, "Welcome to Heaven. I know you will be pleased to know that this is the best golf course in the universe!" The man's eyes turn cloudy. St. Peter says, "And the weather here is always good." A tear begins to form in the man's eye. St. Peter says, "And there is never any lines of people when you want to golf." A tear starts dropping from the man's other eye. St. Peter hurriedly says, "And your drives go at least 50 yards further up here." The man is now sniffling. St. Peter then says, "And you will never have more than two puts on any of the greens." The man is now sobbing uncontrollably. St. Peter asks, "Hey, what is the matter with you? I thought you would be overjoyed. Why the tears?" The man answers, "If my wife hadn't fed me all of that healthy food, I would have been here five years earlier!". |
![]() |
|
| Blue16 | Jan 28 2006, 01:30 PM Post #2 |
|
Malcom Page
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
:D :lol: |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · General Chat · Next Topic » |




![]](http://z4.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)



2:34 PM Jul 11