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Confused 9yr Old Boy Ask Q To Mum
Topic Started: Jan 28 2006, 02:34 PM (102 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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A confused nine-year old boy goes up to his mother and askes, “Is God male or female?” After thinking a moment his mother responds, “Well, God is both male and female.”
This confuses the little boy so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well, God is both black and white.”
Further confused the boy asks, “Is God gay or straight?” at which his mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, “Honey, God is bothe straight and gay.”
At this the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, “Is God Michael Jackson?”
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