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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2006, 02:49 PM (105 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 28 2006, 02:49 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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Young Billy is in school one day & his pretty young teacher is asking the children maths questions. When she gets to Billy she says “Billy, there are three birds sitting on a fence, if you shoot one, how many are left?” Billy thinks for a while, then he says “None Miss!”. “No Billy” she says “There would be 2 left!”. Billy pipes up and says “If I’d shot one of the birds, the noise of the gun would scare the other 2 away.” ” therefore there would be none left Miss” he said. “Well done” said the teacher “I like the way you think”. Billy then says “Miss, I have a question for you” “there are three women sitting on a park bench, one is biting an ice lolly, one is sucking an ice lolly and the last one is licking an ice lolly”, “which one is married” The teacher ponders Billy’s question for a few minutes then she says “the one sucking the ice lolly” “No” said Billy “the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!” |
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| BlooNose | Jan 28 2006, 02:52 PM Post #2 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: **thumbup |
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| Blue16 | Jan 28 2006, 05:19 PM Post #3 |
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Malcom Page
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:D :D |
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