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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2006, 02:53 PM (110 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jan 28 2006, 02:53 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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blind man is sitting at a table in a restaurant when the waiter approaches him and asks “would you care to take a look at the menu sir?”, the blind man replied “im sorry but i cant read your menu as i am blind, could you just bring me a dirty knife from the wash area, ill smell it and ill decide from there”. Puzzled the waiter goes in the back and returns with the knife. “here you go sir” he says, the blind man smells the knife and says “hmmm sheppards pie, that smells nice ill take that”. so the waiter gave it him, he ate it and left. A couple of days later the blind man goes to the same restaurant and the waiter asked him again if he would like to see the menu, the blind man answered “dont you remember me, im the blind man from the other day, could you fetch me another dirty knife please” so off the waiter went and returned with the knife, “here you go sir”. The blind man had a sniff “hhmmmm, roast beef and yorkshire pudding, smells beutiful ill have that please” ! so again he ate and left. A week or so passed untill the blind man was in the restaurant again but this time the waiter remembered him went over to the table and said “good afterneen sir, would you like me to fetch you a knife?” “yes please” said the blind man so off the waiter went into the kitchen thinking to himself ‘this man isnt blind, he cant possably tell whats on the menu by sniffing at a dirty knife hes having me on here,ill have him’ so he got a clean one out from the drawer and said to his wife who was the chef “do me a favour?”. “whats that?” she replied. “rub this knife on ya snatch for me will ya?”. “what the fxck for?” she asked in amazement, “i got this bloke sitting at a table and i think hes having me on, its kind of a test, please do it for me”, so she pops the knife down her pants and gives it a good old rub…”there you go” she said as she handed it him back and off the waiter went back to the blind mans table,”here you go sir” he said handing the blind man the knife. the blind man took a sniff,sat back in his chair and said “how long has jane been working here then mate?” |
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| Blue16 | Jan 28 2006, 05:21 PM Post #2 |
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Malcom Page
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:D |
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| bcfc06 | Jan 28 2006, 09:45 PM Post #3 |
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Paul Tait
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:lol: :lol: |
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