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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 2 2006, 08:21 PM (137 Views) | |
| BlooNose | Feb 2 2006, 08:21 PM Post #1 |
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Frank Worthington
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Subject: Questions WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "****" |
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| CarrotBlu | Feb 6 2006, 07:07 PM Post #2 |
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:lol: :lol: |
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| Blue16 | Feb 6 2006, 08:14 PM Post #3 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| bcfc06 | Feb 6 2006, 09:23 PM Post #4 |
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Paul Tait
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:D |
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| Bluenose Cobby | Feb 6 2006, 10:01 PM Post #5 |
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Jiri Jarosik
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ha ha :lol: |
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