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Accountant Wanted At Avfc; 50 quid a week plus a season ticket
Topic Started: Feb 6 2006, 09:08 AM (117 Views)
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Jack Wiseman
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Aston Villa FC need a qualified accountant to mastermind ANY takeover (even from overseas or ex Blues full backs) and put the club back in the black as we can't even afford to pay the 'leccy ' bill or the laundry ladies right now

Ability to write legibly and preferably "Villa are a BIG club" a hundred or more times a must as is experience in handling loose change as well as being handy with a bean counter....please bring your own calculator...the batteries have gone in ours

If you have footballing experience (especially left backs) bring your boots as you might even get a game

Excellent fringe benefits (the barber down Witton Lane cuts your hair for free) and 3 weeks holiday per year (we go to Benidorm every year,only time we ever get into Europe) ......plus you get a free season ticket (a ten pound value)

If you can do the job voluntarily ....even Better ....you might be the person for this high stakes position

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Mr Douglas Ellis (Esquire please)
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