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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 6 2006, 11:53 AM (144 Views) | |
| hootanany | Feb 6 2006, 11:53 AM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. >Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off >the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She >figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while >they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she >turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a >battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and >larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent >b**tard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of >these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her >straight in the eyes and says calmly > >"I'll explain the toy . . . if you explain the kids." > |
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| proccy_blues | Feb 6 2006, 12:11 PM Post #2 |
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Joe Bradford
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:lol: :lol: |
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| Blue16 | Feb 6 2006, 03:00 PM Post #3 |
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Malcom Page
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:D :lol: |
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| BlooNose | Feb 6 2006, 03:57 PM Post #4 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :D |
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| Blu Boi Rhodesy | Feb 6 2006, 06:53 PM Post #5 |
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Joe Hart
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Bluenose Cobby | Feb 6 2006, 10:04 PM Post #6 |
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Jiri Jarosik
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:lol: :lol: |
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