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Topic Started: Feb 6 2006, 11:53 AM (144 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
>the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
>figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while
>they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
>turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
>battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
>larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
>b**tard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of
>these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her
>straight in the eyes and says calmly
>
>"I'll explain the toy . . . if you explain the kids."
>
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