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| If Prem Teams Were Women | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 6 2006, 01:08 PM (108 Views) | |
| Jonaldo | Feb 6 2006, 01:08 PM Post #1 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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Arsenal - Angelina Jolie Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to really screw you over Aston Villa - Dido One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really Birmingham City - Mariah Carey Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying. Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia Always looks like she might go down but never does Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises Chelsea - Rachel Stevens Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that clown Everton - Barbara Windsor Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good Fulham - Andrea Corr Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame Leicester City - Patsy Palmer Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee Dirty Lee Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together. Man City - Madonna Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new home though Man United - Jordan Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of. Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though. Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's going to do next Southampton - Kylie Minogue Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot. Tottenham - Joan Collins Used to look good, but living on past glories. West Ham - Britney Spears Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did it this year. |
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