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Sunday Golf
Topic Started: Feb 7 2006, 05:26 PM (121 Views)
hootanany
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Mikael Forssell
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Father Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was
an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf.
So... he told the assistance priest that he was feeling sick and
convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the priest left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away
with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,
dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.
He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?
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hootanany
Feb 7 2006, 05:26 PM
Father Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was
an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf.
So... he told the assistance priest that he was feeling sick and
convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the priest left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away
with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,
dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.
He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?

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ha ha ha ha ha now thats funny :D
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hootanany
Feb 7 2006, 05:26 PM
Father Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was
an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf.
So... he told the assistance priest that he was feeling sick and
convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the priest left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away
with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,
dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.
He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?

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hootanany
Feb 7 2006, 05:26 PM
Father Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was
an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf.
So... he told the assistance priest that he was feeling sick and
convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the priest left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away
with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,
dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.
He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?

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