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The Dwarf And The Prossy.
Topic Started: Feb 7 2006, 10:11 PM (109 Views)
dr.nick
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Trevor Francis
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this dwarf goes up to a prostitute and asks.

"how much ".

the prossy says.

"£20 for straight s*x"

"ok" he says and they go back to his flat and she gets undressed and lies on the bed.

the dwarf then gets four springs out and puts one on each hand and one on each foot and then bounces onto the bed and gives her the best time she's ever had.

after the prossy says

"WOW!, that was fantastic, what do you call the technic.?"

and he says.

"the four spring dwarf technic".



i'm ere all week.
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The_Bear
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Gil Merrick
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:lol: I like!
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Geoff Horsfield
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And there was me thinking you couldn't get any worse :P
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Joe Hart
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: **thumbup
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