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The Corner Shops.
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 07:48 PM (100 Views)
dr.nick
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Trevor Francis
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this bloke is driving through town when he decides to get some smokes.

so he pulls up outside this corner shop and goes in and asks the old asian shopkeeper behind the counter.


"alright mate can i have 20 bensens and a box of matches please".?

and the shop keeper says.

"you know you hair might look nice short with gelled messy look to it."

and the bloke jst looks perplexed and repetes himself

"er yeh right ...er can i have 20 bensons and a box of matches please."

and the shop keeper replys.

"um come to think of it ,maybe gelled spiky look might be better".

so the bloke gets a little anoyed and asks again.

"LOOK PAL, ALL I WANT IS A PACK OF FR!GGING FAGS".

and the shop keep replys .

"do you remember the mohican"?

and the bloke just says "oh forget it" and leaves the shop.

so he drives down the street and parks outside another corner shop and goes in and sees another old asian behind the conter and askes.

"er....can i have 20 bensons and a box of matches please."

and the shop keeper gets the fags and matches and asks .

"is there anything else sir.?"

and the bloke says.

"phew .....thank god for that, you know i just went to the shop down the road and all he want to do was talk about my head.?"

and the shopkeeper replys.

"oh take no notice of him ................he only speeks hair..doo

i'm ere all week.
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xZulubabex
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Geoff Horsfield
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I did say earlier on if you could get any worse.......



and you have :P
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dr.nick
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xZulubabex
Feb 8 2006, 07:50 PM
I did say earlier on if you could get any worse.......



and you have :P

thats the cleanest one i know as well. :D
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Geoff Horsfield
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dr.nick
Feb 8 2006, 07:53 PM
xZulubabex
Feb 8 2006, 07:50 PM
I did say earlier on if you could get any worse.......



and you have  :P

thats the cleanest one i know as well. :D

some how I don't believe you :P
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:D :D
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