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Pregnancy Jokes; Few Short-uns
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 08:46 PM (119 Views)
Jonaldo
Geoff Horsfield
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Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

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Blue16
Malcom Page
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:D
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JordanKnight
Trevor Hockey
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ROFL @ all of em :lol: :D hahaha!
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bcfc06
Paul Tait
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**thumbup :lol:
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