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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 9 2006, 03:50 PM (107 Views) | |
| jassyblue80 | Feb 9 2006, 03:50 PM Post #1 |
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Trevor Francis
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> The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning >and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of >your body goes first?" > > Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." > > "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" > > Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in >front of you and God just takes your hands first." > > "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. > > Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your > legs." > > The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little >Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" > > Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the >other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, >'Oh God,I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." > > The nun fainted. |
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| BlooNose | Feb 9 2006, 04:03 PM Post #2 |
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Frank Worthington
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| bcfc06 | Feb 9 2006, 05:41 PM Post #3 |
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Paul Tait
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| dr.nick | Feb 9 2006, 07:16 PM Post #4 |
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Trevor Francis
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i thought mine were old but jassy..................that was writen by proccy. :rolleyes: |
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| xbabyjessx | Feb 9 2006, 08:07 PM Post #5 |
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Trevor Hockey
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Old but still brill |
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| Blue16 | Feb 9 2006, 08:15 PM Post #6 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: |
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