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Little Johnny
Topic Started: Feb 9 2006, 03:50 PM (107 Views)
jassyblue80
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Trevor Francis
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> The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
>your body goes first?"
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>
> "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
>
> Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
>front of you and God just takes your hands first."
>
> "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
> legs."
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>
> Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
>other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
>'Oh God,I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun fainted.
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Trevor Francis
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i thought mine were old but jassy..................that was writen by proccy. :rolleyes:
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Old but still brill
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:lol: :lol:
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