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Audi Quattro
Topic Started: Jul 16 2006, 12:15 PM (83 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border


checkpoint. Paddy the officer


stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a
Quattro,


Quattro means four"


"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman
retorts


disbelievingly.


"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."


"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means
four.


You have five people


in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. "The
Englishmen


replies angrily, "You


idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with
more


intelligence!"


"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat
Uno."


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Paul Tait
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:lol: heard it before but still funny.
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