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| We Can't Go On Together..with Superstitious Minds | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 18 2006, 06:20 PM (101 Views) | |
| vicar in a tutu | Jul 18 2006, 06:20 PM Post #1 |
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Kenny Burns
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As i was sitting here merrily tip-tapping away on the keyboard i saw a money spider on the desk, so i let it climb onto my hand and it made a bee-line for my palm. As the old wives tale goes, should a money spider cross your palm you will come into some money...as it began to traipse along my sticky palm (i must stop looking on thugsandjuggs.com) i began to see in my third eye all those terrible debts wash away and i began to look forward to a life of luxury with as much money as i can squander on whisky and loose women! Then i sneezed as i have hayfever and the blasted money spider must have become startled and it turned around and traipsed all the way back to the edge of my hand and jumped off! Just as it landed on the carpet, the phone rang and it was my credit card company informing me that they have yet to receive last months payment and were wondering when i was intending to pay them? Surely this goes beyond the realms of coincedence and instead gallantly triple-jumps into the dominion of superstitious mumbo-jumbo? What say you siblings about superstition? I demand enlightenment this very instant! |
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| mccp | Jul 18 2006, 06:39 PM Post #2 |
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Alex Govan
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It's the hot weather affecting the nueral connections, in what must be a pretty Fred Karno-type brain structure, plus, as you've indicated, a tenseness and confusion brought on by extreme sexual frustration. Do you also suffer wild and hysterical bouts of euphoria ? Like when Blues beat the hotel staff in the back garden, 6-0. do you rush out and buy a season ticket and get calls from your credit card company? Its pretty widespread just now ( except the sexual frustration, but thats probably because you are impotent and wear tutus, vicar). Don't worry, it'll be over on Saturday evening. Reality returns. And cooler weather. That'll be about £500.95 please (Excl. VAT) :D |
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| vicar in a tutu | Jul 18 2006, 07:15 PM Post #3 |
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Well i'm glad you've excluded the VAT as i can't even afford to pay the 17.5% matey? However your diagnosis is pretty accurate. Apparently sneezing stimulates the male libido? Which is why the wives of old rome used to put pepper in their perfume bottles! So am i to assume that you shall have no cotter with superstition but instead put it down to chaos theory and neural connections? Would you walk confidently and with head held in a cocksure manner under a ladder sibling? |
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