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Traffic Warden
Topic Started: Jul 19 2006, 03:23 PM (113 Views)
StanDrews
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Keep Right On
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A traffic warden is knocked down and is rushed to hospital. The medics do all they can to save him but finally the nurse says "its no good, doc. His heart has stopped beating."
The doctor shakes his head and starts filling out a death certificate, saying aloud "Name, John Smith. Age, 61. Occupation, traffic warden. Cause of death...."
All of a sudden, the traffic warden opens one eye and says "im not gone, im still here."
The doctor looks at him and says "Sorry about that but ive started filling it out now..."
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Geoff Horsfield
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oooo i get it!!! :lol: :lol:
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Mikael Forssell
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If Only
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