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An Aussie Hero
Topic Started: Jul 24 2006, 12:12 PM (148 Views)
darenblueblue
Geoff Horsfield
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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Stuart sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Stuart. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Stuart said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
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Mikael Forssell
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**thumbup **thumbup **thumbup Super
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Ian Bennett
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:D :D :D **thumbup
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:lol:
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:applause: :D :applause:
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Mikael Forssell
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:huh: ??
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Paul Tait
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Aussiebrum
Jul 26 2006, 03:45 AM
:huh: ??

Oh dear....can you write it more slowly darrenblueblue ?

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lol great joke :D
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