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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 27 2006, 04:33 PM (126 Views) | |
| hootanany | Jul 27 2006, 04:33 PM Post #1 |
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Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? -- Homer Simpson Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer Simpson Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. -- Homer Simpson You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity. -- Homer Simpson, telling what religion the family belongs to You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. -- Homer Simpson , with his attitude to God No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz. -- Homer Simpson Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs. -- Homer Simpson Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. -- Homer Simpson "Phfft! Facts. You can use them to prove anything. -- Homer Simpson It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won! -- Homer Simpson Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! -- Homer Simpson Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. -- Homer Simpson In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -- Homer Simpson You don't win friends with salad. - Homer Simpson You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. -- Homer Simpson Trying is the first step towards failure -- Homer Simpson You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. -- Homer Simpson Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. -- Homer Simpson To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems! -- Homer Simpson I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." -- Homer Simpson I want to share something with you -- the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here." -- Homer Simpson Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. -- Homer Simpson Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." -- Homer Simpson Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get! -- Homer Simpson They have the Internet on computers now? -- Homer Simpson Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like -- love! -- Homer Simpson Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer Simpson Do I know what rhetorical means? -- Homer Simpson Is there nothing doughnuts can't do? -- Homer Simpson Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. -- Homer Simpson Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you? -- Homer Simpson Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." -- Homer Simpson |
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| bcfc06 | Jul 27 2006, 11:16 PM Post #2 |
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Paul Tait
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some funny ones there **thumbup |
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| dr.nick | Jul 27 2006, 11:26 PM Post #3 |
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Trevor Francis
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thet had me in stiches . **thumbup but you missed one . Marge i wont lie to you.................................................................................. the best excuse homer has ever given to us men. :lol: |
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| Woodbine | Jul 29 2006, 04:54 PM Post #4 |
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Quote: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. -- Homer Simpson I thought it was Steve Bruce who said that! :lol: |
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