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And It's A Happy Birthday To......; dr.nick........
Topic Started: Jul 27 2006, 11:02 PM (306 Views)
Drnicks.better.half
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Steve Claridge
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Jul 28 2006, 01:58 PM
dr.nick
Jul 28 2006, 12:23 PM
The Concerned Potato Head
Jul 28 2006, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday old man  :lol:


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KRO  :D

ooooooooooo that hurt!!!! :(

:lol: nice one TCPT

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WHOOOOOO???? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

He means you **thumbup
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Jul 28 2006, 02:01 PM
The Concerned Potato Head
Jul 28 2006, 01:58 PM
dr.nick
Jul 28 2006, 12:23 PM
The Concerned Potato Head
Jul 28 2006, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday old man  :lol:


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KRO  :D

ooooooooooo that hurt!!!! :(

:lol: nice one TCPT

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WHOOOOOO???? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

He means you **thumbup

...and there was me thinking he had lost his marbles already :D :lol:
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Happy Birthday :)
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I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "Another year older", but decided to make the best of it.

So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say Happy Birthday, dear.

All smiles, I went into breakfast and there sat my wife reading the newspaper as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee and thought to myself, oh well, she just forgot.

The kids will be in in a few minutes all cheery and they will sing Happy Birthday and have a nice gift for me. There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited.

Finally the kids came running in yelling, "Give me a slice of toast", "I'm late", "Where is my coat", and "I'm going to miss the bus". Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.

When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a smile and a "Happy Birthday, Boss" and said, "I'll get you some coffee". Her remembering made me feel a lot better.

Later in the morning my secretary knocked on my office door, and said, "Since it's your birthday why don't we have lunch together.

Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea".

So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place."

So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way place and had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch, and started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't we go to my place and I will fix you another martini."

It sounded like a good idea, since we didn't have anything to do in the office anyway. So we went to her apartment and she fixed us both a martini and after a while she said "If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room.

In six minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake and following her was my wife and all my kids, and there I sat with nothing on but my socks!!!



Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."



"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"



Q: What's the difference between a vilerr and a birthday candle?
A: The candle is a thousand times brighter!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY Doc :lol:
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Happy birthday Al from me and "him" :lol:
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Happy Late Birthday Dr Nick

All the best

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Jul 28 2006, 06:10 PM
I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "Another year older", but decided to make the best of it.

So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say Happy Birthday, dear.

All smiles, I went into breakfast and there sat my wife reading the newspaper as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee and thought to myself, oh well, she just forgot.

The kids will be in in a few minutes all cheery and they will sing Happy Birthday and have a nice gift for me. There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited.

Finally the kids came running in yelling, "Give me a slice of toast", "I'm late", "Where is my coat", and "I'm going to miss the bus". Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.

When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a smile and a "Happy Birthday, Boss" and said, "I'll get you some coffee". Her remembering made me feel a lot better.

Later in the morning my secretary knocked on my office door, and said, "Since it's your birthday why don't we have lunch together.

Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea".

So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place."

So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way place and had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch, and started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't we go to my place and I will fix you another martini."

It sounded like a good idea, since we didn't have anything to do in the office anyway. So we went to her apartment and she fixed us both a martini and after a while she said "If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room.

In six minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake and following her was my wife and all my kids, and there I sat with nothing on but my socks!!!



Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."



"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"



Q: What's the difference between a vilerr and a birthday candle?
A: The candle is a thousand times brighter!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY Doc :lol:

oh thank god that was all a joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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thanks again peeps **thumbup

bluebot , nice one mate. **thumbup

i whent to see my mates band lastnight 'geezer' and if you want to see a great band(i dont say that very often these days) there playing at the acadomy on friday. **thumbup

there realy good
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Happy (belated) birthday mate!
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bit late wishing you it mate, but happy birthday!! hope the hangover wasn't too bad although i expect your karaoke was......... :D

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Belated Happy Birthday drnick!

Hope you had a good one and your hangover has gone already.
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