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Understanding Engineers: #3
Topic Started: Aug 1 2006, 03:50 PM (98 Views)
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Mikael Forssell
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Understanding Engineers: #3

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers who were holding up progress.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper, let's have a word with him ........ Hello Philip, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?" They're rather slow aren't they?"

The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their eyesight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there is anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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