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Durex Vacancy
Topic Started: Aug 4 2006, 07:19 PM (70 Views)
brummiedaz
Paul Devlin
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A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.
The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the
machinery and offers him the job.
"What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee. "Well",
says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds
to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it,
holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls
the secretary over.
She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends
over.
The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he
removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light
again to confirm no holes.


"Easy as that", he says.
"When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.
"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is
outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30.
Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully
counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's, (lubricated with sensodol for extra
comfort).
He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to
check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the
secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and
proceeds to rigorously masturbate him.

Rather startled and
confused, the fella just looks at the secretary who says...








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