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Scent Of A Women
Topic Started: Aug 13 2006, 12:14 PM (83 Views)
hootanany
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Mikael Forssell
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A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman in the corner and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns and squeezes out a fart......"Broccoli - 49 pence a pound!"
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Paul Tait
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:lol:
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Mike Skinner
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:lol: :lol:
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Joe Bradford
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you've gotta read this one vera......... :D
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :lol: :D
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