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| The Tough Aussie | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 15 2006, 01:14 AM (70 Views) | |
| dr.nick | Aug 15 2006, 01:14 AM Post #1 |
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Trevor Francis
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this old aussie geezer fancys a bit of rough one night so he goes into town and enters a brothel he goes up to the madam and says. "g'day , i want a tough sheela" "well the one in room foor is a tough one" she answers "ok then" he says and goes up and knocks on the door, and this rather plump woman answers. "her down stairs says your a tough sheela" and he punches her in the face. she crumples holding her nose telling him to 4 cough, he says" your no bladdy good " and goes back to the madam telling her he realy wants a tough sheela. "try room 9" she says so again he goes up to room 9 and knocks the door, and a slimmer woman opens the door. "her down stars says your a tough sheela" and he kicks her between her legs. she crumples screeming and crying. "your no bladdy good, i want a tough sheela" and he goes back down to the madam. "look, i WANT A tough sheela not those wimps" he says. so the madam says "ok try oom 11, shes realy tough" and off he goes and knocks the door. the door opens to a butifull slim blond haired vixen, he drops the nut right on her nose , she reals back looks him strait in the eye and punches him , knockong him on his arris. "right you'll do" he says and goes in to her room. "i need the dunny, you get ready" he says and goes to the toilet. he comes back to see her naked and on all fours. "wow he says , i like a bit of doggy style" to witch she replies . " na i thiought you'd like to open a bottle first. |
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| SimonBCFC | Aug 15 2006, 12:08 PM Post #2 |
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Mike Skinner
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:lol: :P :lol: |
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| bcfc06 | Aug 15 2006, 05:41 PM Post #3 |
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Paul Tait
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:lol: |
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| Blue16 | Aug 15 2006, 11:21 PM Post #4 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :D |
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