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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 16 2006, 10:47 AM (117 Views) | |
| dr.nick | Aug 16 2006, 10:47 AM Post #1 |
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Q: What do you say to a arston viler supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo. Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of arston viler fans? A) On a hedgehog all the clowns are on the outside !! Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of arston viler players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. A man desperate at arston viler current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full arston viler kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the arston viler kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family." Q: What do you call a arston viler fan with lots of girlfriends? A: A Shepherd Q: What's the difference between a arston viler fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.I was talking to the arston viler groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!" Q: How do you kill a arston viler fan when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head! Q: Why do arston viler supporters have Moustaches? A: So they can look like their Mothers. Q: What do arston viler fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a arston viler fan? A: A Rottweiler. Q: What do you call a arston viler fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead arston viler fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q. Why do arston viler fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? A. So they know which end to wipe! Q: What do you call a arston viler fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi? A: A burglar Q: What do you get when you offer a arston viler fan a penny for his thoughts? A: Change! Jokes For Really Crap Sides There's a rumour that arston viler have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period. An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to arston viler. It will be called "Laughing Stock". The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "arston viler are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!" Q. What have the arston viler and a nappy got in common? A. P*** upfront and crap at the back. A burglary was recently committed at arston viler ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet. A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the arston viler ground. He made him go back and watch the rest of the match Q. What's the difference between the arston viler keeper and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. Q: What have arston viler and a three pin plug got in common? A: Their both useless in Europe. Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and arston viler ? A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence! Q: What's the difference between arston viler and a teabag? A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!! Q) What is the difference between arston viler and a lift ? A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and arston viler? A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe. Q: What is the difference between arston viler and a triangle? A: A triangle has three points. Someone asked me the other day, what time do arston viler kick off? About every ten minutes I replied. |
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| SimonBCFC | Aug 16 2006, 10:59 AM Post #2 |
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lmao those are class :laugh: |
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| bcfc06 | Aug 16 2006, 01:02 PM Post #3 |
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:laugh: like this one the best. |
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| hootanany | Aug 16 2006, 04:52 PM Post #4 |
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**thumbup **thumbup **thumbup super |
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| Forward62 | Aug 17 2006, 08:45 PM Post #5 |
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Malcom Page
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I think I know what you wanted to say, it obviously just didn't come out right |
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| dr.nick | Aug 17 2006, 10:33 PM Post #6 |
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Trevor Francis
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yeah i noticed that the word clown was put in instead of p r i c k s oh well thats what you get when you coppy and past. :lol: |
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| Blue16 | Aug 17 2006, 11:12 PM Post #7 |
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Malcom Page
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:lol: :D |
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