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Toilet Humour
Topic Started: Aug 16 2006, 12:26 PM (69 Views)
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Malcom Page
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A man walked into a toilet where he found two cubicles... one was already occupied and the other empty.

He entered the empty one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down.

Just then a voice came from the cubicle next to him ... "alright mate, how are you going?"

He thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude he replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, he heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"

Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, he replied...... "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself ?"

He then heard the voice for the 3rd time ... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back ... I've got some ******** in the loo next to me answering all my questions."
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Paul Tait
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been posted before still a good onen though :lol:
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Mike Skinner
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heard it before but still a classic :lol:
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