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Blame Society; How does this work at BCFC?
Topic Started: Feb 16 2007, 12:14 PM (179 Views)
Wisel
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Let's see if I understand

how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames
the tobacco company.


If your neighbour crashes into a tree
while driving home drunk,

he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren
are brats without manners,

you blame television.


If your friend is shot
by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into
the cockpit and tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead,

the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.


I must have lived too long
to understand the world anymore.



So, if I die while my old, wrinkled backside
is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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proccy_blues
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:rolleyes:
don't get our hopes up.... :D (joke)
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gene autry
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Alex Govan
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I hope you have many more years wisel.
Try Linux.

**thumbup
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Wisel
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I didn't write this boys, just an e mail round robin that was quite humorous, I thought.

But hey I'm 58, certainly on the downward slope, and not that many years left ot see the club I love get to Nirvana.

p.s. In hindsight, this should probably have been in the John Noakes section.
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bornblues64
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As they say many a true word said in jest.

Ues the world has gone mad, sickeningly so, i blame the septics.
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Wisel
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bornblues64
Feb 16 2007, 02:42 PM
As they say many a true word said in jest.

Ues the world has gone mad, sickeningly so, i blame the septics.

Who, those who are poisoned and going mouldy??? :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:


I'm sure it was just a typo, but it got me chuckling.
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doc nick
Malcom Page
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how is it possible you can sue tobbaco companys if you gt lung canser but you cant sue smirnoff for the ugly women you wake up with ?

i blaim specsavers.
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theres a cure for that mate - just keep on drinking and dont go to sleep, that way the beer goggles will still be working in morning and you can then bragg that you have never woke up next to an ugly woman in the morning :LOL:
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bornblues64
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Wisel
Feb 16 2007, 05:42 PM
bornblues64
Feb 16 2007, 02:42 PM
As they say many a true word said in jest.

Ues the world has gone mad, sickeningly so, i blame the septics.

Who, those who are poisoned and going mouldy??? :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:


I'm sure it was just a typo, but it got me chuckling.

I meant septic tanks, flooding us wiht their ruddy awful television shows and a sue me if i breath mentality but i wont get on my high horse!

Glad to make somebody laugh **thumbup
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Malcom Page
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BluesBot
Feb 16 2007, 06:55 PM
theres a cure for that mate - just keep on drinking and dont go to sleep, that way the beer goggles will still be working in morning and you can then bragg that you have never woke up next to an ugly woman in the morning :LOL:

thats a good idea but it's never happened to me so i'll pass it on. :D
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