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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 16 2007, 12:14 PM (180 Views) | |
| Wisel | Feb 16 2007, 12:14 PM Post #1 |
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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled backside is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to blame Bill Gates...okay? |
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| proccy_blues | Feb 16 2007, 12:24 PM Post #2 |
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:rolleyes: don't get our hopes up.... :D (joke) |
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| gene autry | Feb 16 2007, 12:26 PM Post #3 |
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I hope you have many more years wisel. Try Linux. **thumbup |
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| Wisel | Feb 16 2007, 12:36 PM Post #4 |
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I didn't write this boys, just an e mail round robin that was quite humorous, I thought. But hey I'm 58, certainly on the downward slope, and not that many years left ot see the club I love get to Nirvana. p.s. In hindsight, this should probably have been in the John Noakes section. |
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| bornblues64 | Feb 16 2007, 01:42 PM Post #5 |
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As they say many a true word said in jest. Ues the world has gone mad, sickeningly so, i blame the septics. |
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| Wisel | Feb 16 2007, 05:42 PM Post #6 |
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Who, those who are poisoned and going mouldy??? :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: I'm sure it was just a typo, but it got me chuckling. |
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| doc nick | Feb 16 2007, 05:54 PM Post #7 |
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how is it possible you can sue tobbaco companys if you gt lung canser but you cant sue smirnoff for the ugly women you wake up with ? i blaim specsavers. |
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| BluesBot | Feb 16 2007, 06:55 PM Post #8 |
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theres a cure for that mate - just keep on drinking and dont go to sleep, that way the beer goggles will still be working in morning and you can then bragg that you have never woke up next to an ugly woman in the morning :LOL: |
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| bornblues64 | Feb 16 2007, 07:18 PM Post #9 |
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I meant septic tanks, flooding us wiht their ruddy awful television shows and a sue me if i breath mentality but i wont get on my high horse! Glad to make somebody laugh **thumbup |
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| doc nick | Feb 17 2007, 10:12 AM Post #10 |
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Malcom Page
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thats a good idea but it's never happened to me so i'll pass it on. :D |
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