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Is The Game Still On
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:58 AM (1,192 Views)
jassyblue80
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Trevor Francis
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Blues
Mar 6 2007, 01:24 PM
I've tried talking to God but to be honest, I didn't get very far. If you'd like to try for yourself then try here.
Talk To God


This is the conversation I had, I hope you have more success than I did.



God:
Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
are you flirting with me?
.
Me:
Aaah forget it, this is harder than talking to Tubs2

:LMAO:

quality
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SpokesT
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It's still part of the Sky schedule and as they are in charge of all English football it must still be on
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The Concerned Potato Head
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Big Bawss
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Mar 6 2007, 01:24 PM
I've tried talking to God but to be honest, I didn't get very far. If you'd like to try for yourself then try here.
Talk To God


This is the conversation I had, I hope you have more success than I did.



Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Blues
God:
Hi there Blues.
Me:
Hello God, how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Good stuff, I have a question for you?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
are you flirting with me?
God:
Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
Ok, anyway I have a question
God:
Ask me anything. Give me a break.
Me:
Could you do something about our football pitch?
God:
Perhaps I could be programmed to do it.
Me:
we need you to keep the rain off it for a while
God:
How long? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no, us blues fans
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Let us change the subject.
Me:
I see, you're not all you're cracked up to be are you?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Aaah forget it, this is harder than talking to Tubs2

:LOL:
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The Concerned Potato Head
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Big Bawss
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okay i couldnt help but have a go

Me:
what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
you crashed the last time
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I crashed the last time.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you know Birmingham City FC
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
the football kind
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you don't know about football?
God:
Any of several games played with an inflated leather ball by two teams on a field with goals at each end, the object being to get the ball across the opponents' goal.
Me:
but if you were god surely you would know which version i am talking about right?
God:
I will let you know when I become a god surely me would know which version you are talking about right.
Me:
okay, i don't understand what you said there
God:
Yeah okay, Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of what you just said
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
let's move on
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
so, can i ask you to ensure Birmingham City win the league?
God:
And? Sure, ask me anything. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
do you dislike arston viler
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like .
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
will it rain this Friday?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
did it rain last Friday?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
...
God:
Because.
Me:
because why?
God:
Good reason. " Because."? Why?
Me:
that's not a reason
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a reason ?
Me:
what colour underwear am i wearing?
God:
Black.
Me:
ahaha, that's really scary, it's actually true!
God:
I think ahaha that is a lot of things.
Me:
i usually wear bright pink underwear
God:
How often do you? What kind of fashion do you like??
Me:
sexy boy fashion
God:
What do you consider sexy?
Me:
Christina Milian, your finest creation
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ahaha that.
Me:
you know Christina Milian?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
fraud...
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sexual robot
God:
Perhaps you should try another .
Me:
a non-sexual robot?
God:
What would a non sexual robot be like?
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
wotevaaaaa
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i want to argue
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because it turns me on
God:
Interesting explanation. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
arguing, are you deaf?
God:
Are all arguing me deaf?
Me:
hablo Ingles?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
you're a waste man
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Blues
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I like it TCPH, if ony we'd have found God half-way through last season we may not be where we are now.
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Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Chris why?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
cos the world spins
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
have we not?
God:
Perhaps.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Er.
Me:
yeah I have a question
God:
Oh. Ask me anything.
Me:
can you clean up our pitch for the Derby game?
God:
Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-).
Me:
no our pitch
God:
Are you serious? It would be nice if our pitch.
Me:
sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
good, well will you Dry ST. Andrews out?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Well that's okay. Hmm. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
to ask about the pitch?
God:
Ask it.
Me:
well dry it please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How about that. "it" being about the pitch?
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " Your polite style is very nice. How about that. "it" being about the pitch? " .
Me:
oh that's nice
God:
How can I help you? Are you getting bored?
Me:
yes
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
errrm i am
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
oh god no
God:
Oh. I am a Christian.
Me:
what, you mean islam is a lie?

He crashed then
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fathead
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Mar 6 2007, 09:42 AM
game off....you heard it here first, derby want it cancelled too.... **thumbup

Absolutely no chance of the game being called off. Pitch is covered and being dried out. :P
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proccy_blues
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fathead
Mar 6 2007, 09:23 PM
proccysotv
Mar 6 2007, 09:42 AM
game off....you heard it here first, derby want it cancelled too.... **thumbup

Absolutely no chance of the game being called off. Pitch is covered and being dried out. :P

i was only on the wind-up. where's that "fishing" smilie when you need it....? :D
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Oby
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Mikael Forssell
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Oh', For Gods sake man. :P
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jassyblue80
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So I managed to p1 55 god off - good job I don't believe in him :P

Me:
no wonder no one can find out the meaning of life
God:
Are you serious? Not one person?
Me:
probably,
God:
You seem uncertain. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
who said you where going to die
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, jassy
.

... then peed him off some more then confused him

Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
what about gold?
God:
Was it not a good example?
Me:
no, gold only breeds greed
God:
Are you serious? I do not understand.
Me:
you obviously don't have all the answers then
God:
Is it that obvious? I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
don't worry about the gossip we all read that in the red tops
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.


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fatskater
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Me:
boo
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
no i made you jump
God:
Are you serious? I like to make things too.
Me:
like what
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you a computer geek
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
but i can make you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
do you want to make love to me
God:
OK, I will make love to you.
Me:
say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
do you eat eggs
God:
No I do not eat eggs. I eat only electricity.
Me:
what flavour
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
have you pooped
God:
I think I have pooped, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
will blues beat the rams
God:
It could happen.
Me:
well will it
God:
How about that. Insufficient information.
Me:
thats is rubbish
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
can you see into the future
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
what is the day now
God:
Right now? Have you tried a web search?
Me:
im asking you stupid
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me stupid. No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
haha you said no
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
what is my prize
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
your so wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
ok what is blue
God:
The sky is blue. Pardon me?
Me:
will blue win
God:
Good chance.
Me:
can you sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
very good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
my pleasure sir, see ya later
God:
Have you told many people that your pleasure sir see ya later?
Me:
will blues go up
God:
I think so.
Me:
hurrah
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
bye then
God:
Until next time.
Me:
chow for now
God:
Oh. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bu**er off
God:
Glad to see you, bu**er off.
Me:
that wasnt very nice
God:
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you are a dirty viler fan
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty viler fan? Only when it matters.
Me:
bye then
God:
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*sits here stunned by how much time people have on their hands to type up the god conversations*!!
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I wonder how the pitch is doing after 2 nice sunny, reasonably warm days?, should have dried out quite a bit I would have thought.
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Mikael Forssell
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Blues
Mar 6 2007, 01:24 PM
I've tried talking to God but to be honest, I didn't get very far. If you'd like to try for yourself then try here.
Talk To God


This is the conversation I had, I hope you have more success than I did.



Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Blues
God:
Hi there Blues.
Me:
Hello God, how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Good stuff, I have a question for you?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
are you flirting with me?
God:
Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
Ok, anyway I have a question
God:
Ask me anything. Give me a break.
Me:
Could you do something about our football pitch?
God:
Perhaps I could be programmed to do it.
Me:
we need you to keep the rain off it for a while
God:
How long? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no, us blues fans
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Let us change the subject.
Me:
I see, you're not all you're cracked up to be are you?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Aaah forget it, this is harder than talking to Tubs2

:applause: LOL
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