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The Key To Survival.
Topic Started: Mar 22 2008, 09:13 PM (216 Views)
DNK
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Frank Worthington
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Ive been thinking about this long and hard since the game today. I've been on all the clubs websites, checked who is playin who, which players are suspended, which players are injured and who is coming back from injury when. Ive gotten my calculator out, ive put it all in an excel spreadsheet. I have watched the highlights from all our games on Blues world and those of the clubs we still have to play. I then took a break for a fag and some Ben and Jerrys. I think there is one player who will be key to us staying up, he isn't attached to any club at the moment so, if we are still able to register player we should go out and get him for the remainder of the season.


This man is Chuck Norris. Its our only hope. We need to score more goals than we concede. If we sign him we can play the following, injuries suspensions permitting.


Taylor


Norris ©



De-Ridder, Larson, Nafti, Muamba, McSheff

Kapo

Forsell McFadden Zarate





This way everyone is happy because both De-Ridder and Zarate start, so there will be no arguing on the forum. And with Norris at the back he can have a free role and we still wont concede any goals, this will also free Maik Taylor to come up for corners/set pieces/throw ins. If there are any "dangermen" in the opposing team Norris can make lunging two footed tackles too because no ref would dare send him off. He never gets injured too which is a bonus.

Who said survival is out of our hands. I just hope the board/Am read this forum. ;)
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railwayboy
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Zarate MUST start i thought he was our best player today along side Kelly he worked his socks of today,Zarate and Mcfadden will be our key to survival ;)

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Norris is an excellent suggestion at the back, can I also mention the names of Foreman or Norton who could do a good job if Norris cant come.
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PA_nomore!
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DNK
Mar 22 2008, 09:13 PM
Ive been thinking about this long and hard since the game today. I've been on all the clubs websites, checked who is playin who, which players are suspended, which players are injured and who is coming back from injury when. Ive gotten my calculator out, ive put it all in an excel spreadsheet. I have watched the highlights from all our games on Blues world and those of the clubs we still have to play. I then took a break for a fag and some Ben and Jerrys. I think there is one player who will be key to us staying up, he isn't attached to any club at the moment so, if we are still able to register player we should go out and get him for the remainder of the season.


This man is Chuck Norris. Its our only hope. We need to score more goals than we concede. If we sign him we can play the following, injuries suspensions permitting.


Taylor


Norris ©



De-Ridder, Larson, Nafti, Muamba, McSheff

Kapo

Forsell McFadden Zarate





This way everyone is happy because both De-Ridder and Zarate start, so there will be no arguing on the forum. And with Norris at the back he can have a free role and we still wont concede any goals, this will also free Maik Taylor to come up for corners/set pieces/throw ins. If there are any "dangermen" in the opposing team Norris can make lunging two footed tackles too because no ref would dare send him off. He never gets injured too which is a bonus.

Who said survival is out of our hands. I just hope the board/Am read this forum. ;)

Norris? **** off.

Bear Grylls is a real man.
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Dal78
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Mar 22 2008, 09:49 PM
DNK
Mar 22 2008, 09:13 PM
Ive been thinking about this long and hard since the game today. I've been on all the clubs websites, checked who is playin who, which players are suspended, which players are injured and who is coming back from injury when. Ive gotten my calculator out, ive put it all in an excel spreadsheet. I have watched the highlights from all our games on Blues world and those of the clubs we still have to play. I then took a break for a fag and some Ben and Jerrys. I think there is one player who will be key to us staying up, he isn't attached to any club at the moment so, if we are still able to register player we should go out and get him for the remainder of the season.


This man is Chuck Norris. Its our only hope. We need to score more goals than we concede. If we sign him we can play the following, injuries suspensions permitting.


                                                                  Taylor


                                                                  Norris ©



                                          De-Ridder, Larson, Nafti, Muamba, McSheff

                                                                      Kapo

                                                          Forsell McFadden Zarate
                         




This way everyone is happy because both De-Ridder and Zarate start, so there will be no arguing on the forum. And with Norris at the back he can have a free role and we still wont concede any goals, this will also free Maik Taylor to come up for corners/set pieces/throw ins. If there are any "dangermen" in the opposing team Norris can make lunging two footed tackles too because no ref would dare send him off. He never gets injured too which is a bonus.

Who said survival is out of our hands. I just hope the board/Am read this forum.  ;)

Norris? **** off.

Bear Grylls is a real man.

What and Bear Grylls is? Just in case you haven’t realised the situations he gets himself in cannot be that hard as a bloke with a big heavy TV camera is able to follow him. Chuck Norris is a real man. Bear Grylls should change the name of his show from Born Survivor to something like Bloke in a bit of a sticky situation but not that bad as a bloke carrying a big heavy TV camera is able to get out of it as well. :D
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pestcontrol
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I sent a letter to chuck@ and recieved a reply.

soccer is an entertainment industry and as everybody knows i am the toughest fastest guy on the planet and i would have loved to help you in the fight... but they refused me a visa, they have to keep racism out of soccer and it was mentioned that i have killed whole armies of slant eye and ruined the vietnamese economy apparantly everybody in the uk is now classified as asian.

I recieved another letter from a mr trevor phillips saying he would be my number one fan if only i would make a film about killing evil english men who he said are responsible for all the worlds troubles since time began and that my visa was refused because of two complaints from a mr wang kerr and mr fu kiu who sell inflatable sailing dingys not far from the ground, who found my exploits very offensive. as they were survivors from a patrol boat accident and claimed asylum in the uk.
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