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| Old People Problems | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 26 2010, 04:04 PM (196 Views) | |
| trev984 | Mar 26 2010, 04:04 PM Post #1 |
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Frank Worthington
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You don't realise how many problems we old folks have in life. Let me tell you of one, that one old guy I know had. He's 87 and went for his annual check up. The Doc gave him a jar and asked him to come back in two days time with a sperm sample. Sure enough, he turned up two days later with an empty jar. The Doc asked him. "Couldn't you manage it then?" He replied. "I tried with my right hand, and then with my left hand. My wife tried with her right hand and then with her left hand. She tried with her mouth, with her teeth in, and with them out. She even tried under her armpits. We then asked our neighbour Doris if she could try, but she couldn't do it either". The Doc was flabbergasted, "You even tried with your neighbour?". "yes", he replied. "None of us could get the top off". |
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| Bart P. Cozner | Mar 26 2010, 04:13 PM Post #2 |
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Trevor Francis
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Old (!) but gold! |
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