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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2010, 02:31 PM (214 Views) | |
| trev984 | Apr 5 2010, 02:31 PM Post #1 |
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Frank Worthington
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Returning from abroad on the plane, a woman found she was sitting next to a priest. Seizing her opportunity she asked him if he would help her get the new Hair Dryer she had just bought through the customs. The Priest thought a little while and agreed to help her. She said. "You could hide it under your robes". He agreed, but said "I will not tell lies for you, but I will help". Approaching customs the priest was asked if he had anything to declare. He replied. "From the top of my head to my waist, I have nothing". The Customs Officer was puzzled by this, and asked. "And below the waist?". The Priest replied, "I have a marvellous instrument, desired by women and as yet unused". Roaring with laughter the customs officer waved him through. :silence: |
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| rob | Apr 7 2010, 11:31 AM Post #2 |
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Ian Handysides
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So you got away with it then Trev? :fishing: |
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| brad1875 | Apr 7 2010, 01:54 PM Post #3 |
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Alex Govan
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Brilliant :applause: :LOL: |
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