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Hair Dryer.
Topic Started: Apr 5 2010, 02:31 PM (214 Views)
trev984
Frank Worthington
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Returning from abroad on the plane, a woman found she was sitting next to a priest.
Seizing her opportunity she asked him if he would help her get the new Hair Dryer she had just bought through the customs.

The Priest thought a little while and agreed to help her. She said. "You could hide it under your robes". He agreed, but said "I will not tell lies for you, but I will help".

Approaching customs the priest was asked if he had anything to declare. He replied. "From the top of my head to my waist, I have nothing". The Customs Officer was puzzled by this, and asked. "And below the waist?". The Priest replied, "I have a marvellous instrument, desired by women and as yet unused". Roaring with laughter the customs officer waved him through.

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Ian Handysides
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So you got away with it then Trev? :fishing:
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brad1875
Alex Govan
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Brilliant :applause: :LOL:
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