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Strangers On A Train
Topic Started: Oct 16 2010, 10:20 AM (161 Views)
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Jack Wiseman
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I think I might have told this one before but still a good 'un


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A married man is booked onto an overnight sleeper train.....The porter advises him he may have to share with somebody as the train that nght has been heavily overbooked

Another stranger, a youngish lady who also happens to be married is in the same predicament

The porter advises them to share as there are just no more sleeper cabins left and either of them may have to be content with just a regular seat in the coach section

So for comfort's sake the man takes the top bunk , the lady discreetly changes and takes the lower bunk

The lady is quite attractive and the gentleman can't stop thinking about making an advance towards her thinking the opportunity would be too good to miss

He asks her......Pardon, me Madam ?......Considering this situation was not the fault of either one of us, call it destiny if you like but shall we pretend to be a married couple for the night

The lady thinks and pauses for a few seconds.......she then says ""Well, yes, why not ???

The man, eager to control his numerous lustful thoughts and excitement then says.......""Well, can you be a love and walk over to that closet over there, it's quite chilly in here and we could use another blanket

She pauses again ......and then yells

""Get your own ******g blanket"" ......then she farted, took an aspirin and went back to sleep ""



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