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Aussie Assault
Topic Started: Dec 10 2010, 05:32 PM (261 Views)
trev984
Frank Worthington
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A lady walked into an Australian Police Station. "Yes madam can I help you"? "I want to report an assault" she said.

"Can you tell me what happened, and can you describe the man who assaulted you?" Asked the PoliceOfficer.

"Well I was walking along the river bank, when this man wearing all white clothes, and those long hard things that come right up his legs and over his knees, assaulted me. He dragged me into the bushes, tore off my blouse and ripped my knickers off. He then had his evil way with me". The policeman said. " he sounds like a cricketer, and most probably a batsman". The woman said "I also think he was Australian".

"How do you reckon on that ma'am"? the policeman asked. "Because he wasn't in for long" she replied.
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