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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 14 2010, 01:46 PM (344 Views) | |
| fatlad | Dec 14 2010, 01:46 PM Post #1 |
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Malcom Page
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Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She asks, 'What?' 'Sex!!' he replies, Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!' 'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.' Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a A Female dog! What does Ethel have that I don't have?' Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.' |
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| tarrantini | Dec 14 2010, 03:13 PM Post #2 |
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:LMAO: :applause: Cant wait to tell dad |
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| dr.nick | Dec 14 2010, 06:02 PM Post #3 |
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Trevor Francis
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:LMAO: I see you've bought a new joke book Jay. :D |
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| treetop | Dec 15 2010, 06:33 PM Post #4 |
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It's not new to me fats I'm sure I put this on here some time back. Still funny though. |
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| bluenosebryan | Dec 15 2010, 07:56 PM Post #5 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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:applause: |
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| ESONEULB | Dec 15 2010, 10:12 PM Post #6 |
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Bluenose Ad Vitam = Bluenose For Life
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: |
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| maulley54 | Dec 17 2010, 10:57 AM Post #7 |
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great joke, but have to say treetop got there first. |
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