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| If Any Of You Get This Joke; best comeback ever | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:05 PM (592 Views) | |
| simmorich | Apr 11 2011, 08:05 PM Post #1 |
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Garry Pendrey
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I had a Text message earlier from a Vile mate it read: Wouldn't it be appropriate if David Villa played for Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shi*** played for Blues. Now this needed a comeback and quick. Within seconds i replied: Wouldn't it be appropriate if you lot signed Steffan Ku*** and you put his name on the back of your shirts. I wonder why i haven't heard anything else. PS i CAN'T SWEAR SO i HOPE YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS IN QUESTION. |
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| Migster | Apr 11 2011, 08:20 PM Post #2 |
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Bob Latchford
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Yes, it's like Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde somehow bore a child. |
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| Jim Jimmeney | Apr 11 2011, 08:33 PM Post #3 |
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Paul Tait
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Genuinely made me laugh out loud. |
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| The Concerned Potato Head | Apr 11 2011, 08:35 PM Post #4 |
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Big Bawss
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The German player from euro 96? |
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| simmorich | Apr 11 2011, 08:39 PM Post #5 |
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Garry Pendrey
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Yes, the very same, i remember Skinner and Baddiel having a great laugh over his name |
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| bluenose89 | Apr 12 2011, 12:50 AM Post #6 |
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Bob Hatton
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Well, i think it's appropriate for them to have Bent on their backs? here's some gud'ns Chiqui Arce - The surname Arce is funny. But to give yourself the moniker 'Chiqui' is inspired. Real name Francisco Javier Arce, Chiqui earned a decent reputation as a right-back for Paraguay during the finals of the 1998 and 2002 World Cups, although he's still known more for the quality of his name rather than his darting runs and dead-ball ability. Bernt Haas - For the upper and middle classes who sound out the letter 'h', the Swiss right back's name may not have sounded so comical, but for everyone else, talk of Burnt 'bottom was always good for a chuckle. Haas made his name at Grasshoppers Zurich before moving to England with Sunderland and West Brom, where he earned the nickname 'Vindaloo' amongst both fans and team-mates. Norman Conquest - Hats of to Mr and Mrs Conquest of Australia for this one. Definitely the best named Australian goalkeeper ever. more here http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/players_bestnames.htm |
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| SimonBCFC | Apr 12 2011, 11:12 AM Post #7 |
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Mike Skinner
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I mean it was okay, I wouldn't say it was 'the best come back ever' |
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| willvbcfc | Apr 12 2011, 12:08 PM Post #8 |
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Gil Merrick
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Funny come back, but hey, I love your modesty as well as your humour! |
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| Only-Blue-In-Bridgnorth | Apr 12 2011, 05:15 PM Post #9 |
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Peter Enckelman
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Let em have a giggle if it makes them happy ;) anyway they had Three players with the following surnames play in the same team in the 60's "Brown" "Arce" "Hole" It's true :dancer: :blues: |
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| SimonBCFC | Apr 12 2011, 05:42 PM Post #10 |
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Mike Skinner
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| Chewie_Biscuit | Apr 12 2011, 06:00 PM Post #11 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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Better come back would have been......"Is that why you signed bent?" |
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