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If Any Of You Get This Joke; best comeback ever
Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:05 PM (592 Views)
simmorich
Garry Pendrey
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I had a Text message earlier from a Vile mate it read: Wouldn't it be appropriate if David Villa played for Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shi*** played for Blues.

Now this needed a comeback and quick.

Within seconds i replied: Wouldn't it be appropriate if you lot signed Steffan Ku*** and you put his name on the back of your shirts.

I wonder why i haven't heard anything else.

PS i CAN'T SWEAR SO i HOPE YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS IN QUESTION.
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Migster
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Yes, it's like Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde somehow bore a child.
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Jim Jimmeney
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Paul Tait
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Apr 11 2011, 08:20 PM
Yes, it's like Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde somehow bore a child.

Genuinely made me laugh out loud.
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simmorich
Apr 11 2011, 08:05 PM
I had a Text message earlier from a Vile mate it read: Wouldn't it be appropriate if David Villa played for Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shi*** played for Blues.

Now this needed a comeback and quick.

Within seconds i replied: Wouldn't it be appropriate if you lot signed Steffan Ku*** and you put his name on the back of your shirts.

I wonder why i haven't heard anything else.

PS i CAN'T SWEAR SO i HOPE YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS IN QUESTION.

The German player from euro 96?
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simmorich
Garry Pendrey
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The Concerned Potato Head
Apr 11 2011, 08:35 PM
simmorich
Apr 11 2011, 08:05 PM
I had a Text message earlier from a Vile mate it read: Wouldn't it be appropriate if David Villa played for Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shi*** played for Blues.

Now this needed a comeback and quick.

Within seconds i replied: Wouldn't it be appropriate if you lot signed Steffan Ku*** and you put his name on the back of your shirts.

I wonder why i haven't heard anything else.

PS i CAN'T SWEAR SO i HOPE YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS IN QUESTION.

The German player from euro 96?




Yes, the very same, i remember Skinner and Baddiel having a great laugh over his name
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Well, i think it's appropriate for them to have Bent on their backs?

here's some gud'ns

Chiqui Arce - The surname Arce is funny. But to give yourself the moniker 'Chiqui' is inspired. Real name Francisco Javier Arce, Chiqui earned a decent reputation as a right-back for Paraguay during the finals of the 1998 and 2002 World Cups, although he's still known more for the quality of his name rather than his darting runs and dead-ball ability.

Bernt Haas - For the upper and middle classes who sound out the letter 'h', the Swiss right back's name may not have sounded so comical, but for everyone else, talk of Burnt 'bottom was always good for a chuckle. Haas made his name at Grasshoppers Zurich before moving to England with Sunderland and West Brom, where he earned the nickname 'Vindaloo' amongst both fans and team-mates.

Norman Conquest - Hats of to Mr and Mrs Conquest of Australia for this one. Definitely the best named Australian goalkeeper ever.

more here http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/players_bestnames.htm
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SimonBCFC
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I mean it was okay, I wouldn't say it was 'the best come back ever'
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Gil Merrick
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Funny come back, but hey, I love your modesty as well as your humour!
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Apr 12 2011, 12:08 PM
Funny come back, but hey, I love your modesty as well as your humour!

Let em have a giggle if it makes them happy ;)

anyway they had Three players with the following surnames play in the same team in the 60's
"Brown" "Arce" "Hole"

It's true :dancer: :blues:
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Better come back would have been......"Is that why you signed bent?"
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